Author the Fuck Up: Blurb Writing Course

Unleash the Power of a Blurb That SELLS

You’ve got a killer romance novel. It’s full of swoon-worthy moments, heart-stopping tension, and characters your readers will never forget. But now comes the tricky part—selling it with just a few perfect lines. That’s where the Author the F* ck_Up Blurb Writing Course steps in.

Say Goodbye to Boring Blurbs!

Are you ready to kick those bland, formulaic blurbs to the curb? In this no-BS course, you’ll learn to craft blurbs that don’t just describe your book but demand attention. With us, you’ll create a blurb that tells your readers, “This is the book you’ve been waiting for.”

$77

$97

Who’s This Course For?

  • Aspiring Writers who want to master blurbing early on and avoid those classic mistakes.

  • Experienced Authors who feel their blurbs could use a refresh and a serious edge.

Why This Course is Different

Forget the cookie-cutter blurb advice you’ve heard before. This course is designed to challenge you, inspire you, and give you the tools to write a blurb that practically leaps off the page. By the end of the course, you’ll have a blurb that pulls readers in and gets your books into more hands (and Kindles!).

Get Started Today and Transform Your Blurb Game!

Lifetime Access – Revisit the content anytime you need to write a blurb that shines.

  • Worksheets and Templates – Practical tools to structure and draft your blurb with confidence.

  • Peer Support & Feedback – Access to a private community of fellow romance authors for feedback and encouragement..

Ready to Author the Fuck Up?

Click below to start writing blurbs that sell – because your book deserves it.

What’s Inside?

  • Module 1: The Blurb Basics (And Why Yours Needs to Be Bomb)

    What the fuck is a blurb and why do we need one?

    What does is take to write a killer blurb?

    Whats the first thing that draws a reader into you rbook

  • Module 2: Breaking down a blurb

    What do we need in our blurb to make it a killer blurb?

    10 lessons on each step you need to take to write your blurb.

  • Module 3: Time to get your hands dirty!

    This is where the rubber meets the road—the part of the course where you get to work your magic and craft a blurb that’ll leave readers practically salivating.

  • Brand Collaboration Secrets

    Uncover strategies for impactful brand partnerships and network expansion.

Hey! I'm Krissy, and I've helped my clients to write blurbs for five years.

If you’re ready to ditch the boring, say goodbye to cliché, and master the art of the blurb, this course is for you. Join today and get the tools you need to make your blurb irresistible.

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What's included

  • Three modules: Giving you an overview of how to write blurbs without any overwhelm

  • 15 Lessons: Taking you step-by-step through the blurb writing process

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Author the Fuck Up: Blurb Writing Course

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$77

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